1. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS
Ajinomoto
2. NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD
Maggi Mee3. NATIONAL BREAKFAST
Nasi Lemak4. NATIONAL LUNCH
Nasi Ayam
5. NATIONAL SUPPER
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
6. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE
Traffic Jam
7. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION
Pineapple
8. NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they
start swearing at everything.
9. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN)
Food Poisoning
Traffic Jam
7. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION
Pineapple
8. NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they
start swearing at everything.
9. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN)
Food Poisoning
10. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN)
Menstrual Pain
11. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX
Everything on earth..
12. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
13. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA
Cap Kaki Tiga.
14. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES
Panadol.
15. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
Menstrual Pain
11. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX
Everything on earth..
12. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
13. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA
Cap Kaki Tiga.
14. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES
Panadol.
15. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
16. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES)
Happy Hours.
17. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES)
The sight of a police road block.
18. NATIONAL RICE COOKER
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
19. NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
20. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME
Carrefour.
21. NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?'
- on the way.
22. NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
-10 minutes
23. NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
Petrol naik
24. NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
17. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES)
The sight of a police road block.
18. NATIONAL RICE COOKER
NATIONAL Rice Cooker
19. NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
20. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME
Carrefour.
21. NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?'
- on the way.
22. NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
-10 minutes
23. NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
Petrol naik
24. NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
Still cheaper than other country
25. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM
there was accident on the other side of the road
26. NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION
'I got some work to do..u all go first'
27. NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS
25. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM
there was accident on the other side of the road
26. NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION
'I got some work to do..u all go first'
27. NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS
An act of God.
28. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS
None. We were misquoted.
29. NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES
Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?
30. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE
everybody jumping what!
31. NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE
28. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS
None. We were misquoted.
29. NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES
Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?
30. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE
everybody jumping what!
31. NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE
government will give discount one of these days
32. NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE
minum kopi
32. NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE
minum kopi
No comments:
Post a Comment