Thursday 27 October 2011

Malaysian "National" list

This is What All Malaysian Should Know.

1. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS
    Ajinomoto

2. NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD
    Maggi Mee

3. NATIONAL BREAKFAST
    Nasi Lemak
 
4. NATIONAL LUNCH
    Nasi Ayam

5. NATIONAL SUPPER
    Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
 
6. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE
    Traffic Jam

7. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION

    Pineapple
 
8. NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK
    Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they
    start swearing at everything.

9. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN)
    Food Poisoning
 
10. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN)
       Menstrual Pain
 
11. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX
       Everything on earth..

12. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX
      None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
 
13. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA 
      Cap Kaki Tiga.
 
14. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES
       Panadol.
 
15. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS
      Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
16. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES)
       Happy Hours.

17. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES)
      The sight of a police road block.
 
18. NATIONAL RICE COOKER 
      NATIONAL Rice Cooker
 
19. NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP
      Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
 
20. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME
      Carrefour.
 
21. NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?'
       - on the way.

22. NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
      -10 minutes
 
23. NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
       Petrol naik

24. NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
      Still cheaper than other country

25. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM
      there was accident on the other side of the road
 
26. NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION 
      'I got some work to do..u all go first'

27. NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS
       An act of God.
 
28. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS
      None. We were misquoted.

29. NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES
      Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?

30. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE
      everybody jumping what!
 
31. NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE
      government will give discount one of these days
 
32. NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE
      minum kopi

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